Monday, December 19, 2016

Chapter 6: Meeting of Terror



“Movie theater…movie theater…movie theater…where in the world is this movie theater?”  Auburn stared worriedly at the search results.  According to Yahoo!, the closest was in Ponca City, several miles away.  Outside of that, the next-closest were Enid and Winfield, the latter of which wasn’t even in Oklahoma (it was in Kansas).  If the meeting was at either of these, Auburn was sunk—there was no way she could get to any of those places by herself.
“It’s got to be closer,” she told herself.  “Richards can’t have everyone getting dropped off by their parents…not if he wants them in the dark about his secret…whatever that is.  Surely there must have been one in town at some point…oooohhhh.”
It suddenly occurred to Auburn that movie theaters used to be much more common…and much smaller.  The technology for a theater to broadcast multiple flicks simultaneously didn’t come about until the ‘60s.  Before that, movies were in single-theater buildings, and there was one in every town.  Many of these old ones were still standing, though they usually weren’t showing movies these days.
Auburn guessed Blackwell was no exception to this trend, and she was right.  A few more results down, she found sites mentioning the Rivoli Theater, and a narrowing of the search brought her exactly what she wanted to know.  Named for a famous theater in New York (ironically, the same one the film Oklahoma! would premiere at), the old Rivoli Theater building still stood at 106 S. Main Street in Blackwell.  The ancient yellow brick building was a fine work of art, complete with a fancy marble entryway that made moviegoers feel like they were walking into a treasure (which, in its heyday, was probably the case).  Though the theater only took up the (rather large) first floor, the building stretched four stories tall, its upper rooms most likely office space for different companies back when it was in operation.  Since its abandonment, sometime in the ‘80s, the place had gone to seed, but Richards had purchased it and personally overseen its renovation by his club.  An article about the renovation mentioned that the screen was being kept, in order to provide the club members with “good, wholesome” entertainment on special occasions.
Hah! thought Auburn.  If they were showing Lassie, that kid wouldn’t have reacted the way he did.
Now, there remained only the problem of getting to the theater at 6:00…without being seen.  The building was just over a mile away, but once Auburn arrived, she’d have to make sure Richards didn’t notice her presence.  On top of that, she’d have to get into the building somehow and get close enough to tell what was going on.
Those problems, though, couldn’t be addressed until Auburn actually saw the theater for herself.  The few pictures she found online weren’t clear enough for her to figure out her entrance strategy, so she decided to wait until she arrived.  Her parents would be out until late, meaning she’d have an easy time getting out of the house without being spotted…

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“…and now for our next order of business.”
Entering the theater had proved quite simple, really.  Auburn had shown up about ten minutes early.  Hiding across the street, she watched club member after club member enter the theater, each with the same defeated expression on their faces.  A few were accompanied by their parents, and it was due to these that Auburn got her first real look at Mr. Richards.
If ever there was a man that exuded confidence, it was Richards.  His piercing black eyes lit up each time he stepped outside and greeted a parent with a friendly handshake.  Auburn could even hear that voice she’d heard the other day across the street, asking in its same cheerful tone how life was going.  An expression of interest, concern, or compassion rippled over Richards’s long face as he listened to what the parents had to say, before offering some word of encouragement.  The conversations would last about a minute or so, then Richards would walk back inside while the parents drove off, unaware that their children were about to have one of the most frightening experiences of their lives.
Knowing how all the club members felt about him, Auburn found Richards’s behavior very unsettling.  She felt like she was watching an act, like there was another side to Richards.  A dark one, of course.  But was there?
Auburn couldn’t get through the front door without being spotted, but all other entrances were fair game.  Just after six, Auburn crossed the street.  She didn’t go straight over Main; rather, she crossed Bridge Avenue, Main, and Bridge again, just so Richards wouldn’t spot her coming across the street.  She guessed he was the type of man who started on time, but she didn’t intend to take any chances.
Once she reached the south side of the building, getting in was pretty easy.  A couple rusting doors that had served as exits for moviegoers streaming out at the close of a film still stood along Bridge Avenue.  These were shut, though, and they’d never had exterior handles.  A little farther down, however, there was another door, this one leading to the staircase for the upper floors.  Auburn didn’t expect this to be open, but it swung out soundlessly as she tugged the handle.
Too easy, Auburn thought, and she peered in nervously, ready to make a run for it if Richards was lurking behind the door.  But he wasn’t, and no one else was either.  No cameras were in view, and Auburn stepped in, gently closing the door behind her.
The door didn’t just lead to the staircase; a door on the left opened onto the first floor.  That might go straight to the theater, though, and Auburn couldn’t risk walking into that room in front of everybody.  She chose the staircase instead, pleased that the aging cement steps didn’t creak.
Several flights led past the tall theater room, which could seat nearly eight hundred people.  Auburn was starting to think the staircase was endless when the door to the second floor came into view.  It was closed, and Auburn hesitated, putting her ear to it to make sure no one was on the other side.
Was anyone else in cahoots with Richards, or did he work alone?  Auburn hadn’t read anything about helpers in the papers, but she also hadn’t read anything about bank robberies, and she knew the Blackwell Journal-Tribune wasn’t telling the whole story.  She wasn’t worried about shoddy reporting, but she was worried about herself, and what might happen if she walked through that door.
No sounds came from the other side, and she decided to chance it.  She shoved open the heavy metal door and winced as it gave a loud groan.  Holding it in place for a minute, she half expected to hear footsteps pounding down the hall to investigate the noise.  None came, and she slipped her way onto the hall.
This floor had once contained offices, some for the theater, most for local businesses.  That was many years ago, and empty nameplates were the only traces of bygone employers.  Several of the doors hung open haphazardly, indicating that no one cared whether anyone went in or out of the rooms.
On a hunch, Auburn wandered into the first room, and it was here that she found what she needed to find.  The room was empty, except for a large quantity of dust that covered its floor.  On the wall, down by Auburn’s feet, was a vent, about one-and-a-half feet long and tall.  This vent was connected to the movie theater, and voices drifted up from the room below.  Auburn crouched down and put her ear to it, ready to make her discovery.
“…to keep Legion Park free of trash.  Let me just remind you, litter pickup will occur this Saturday, at ten o’clock sharp.  I’ll expect all of you to be there for that.  And now for our really important business.”
So clearly was the sound coming up from below, Auburn heard a page flip.  Then, the voice spoke again, this time with an excitement that had not been there before.  The hair rose on Auburn’s neck, however, as she heard the next words that came out of Richards’s mouth.
“For those of you that went, nice work last Tuesday.  We raised $53,285 cash, plus an undetermined amount in the form of valuables.  This…fundraiser, shall we say, was impressively managed, and I’m pleased to say that our competitors are stumped.  They think midgets were behind it; you all are completely free of suspicion.  Once again, you all have demonstrated the power of young minds working together for a common cause.
“I’m uncertain of the order of our next projects, but I’ll let you know as soon as I finalize them.  In the meantime, I expect you to hold to the strictest discipline as you practice for these new jobs.  Just because no one expects you to make a difference doesn’t mean you can expect to get complacent about your duty and still serve the club.  But just in case any of you are tempted to get complacent, we’ll watch the film again.
“Headphones!”  The word was uttered as a command, and the silence that followed implied it was obeyed.  Auburn heard a few footsteps which grew softer as someone walked from the front of the room to the back.  Then, she heard nothing.
Auburn wondered if the Rivoli had existed during the silent era.  This film was not silent, of course, but Auburn didn’t have a pair of headphones.  Not being physically present in the room below, she had absolutely no idea what the children down below were watching.
Which may have been a good thing.  Sounds began trickling up through the vent again—not sounds from the film, but sounds from the audience.  Taps, as if a foot was fidgeting nervously.  A whimper, from someone.  Another whimper, from someone else.  Footsteps moving across the floor.  Then, “Look up, Laura!”
All at once, there was a scream!  It came from somewhere on the left side of the theater; at least, that’s where it sounded like it came from to Auburn.  She heard the footsteps again, then a smack.  Then, Richards’s voice, this time with no hint of kindness.
“Don’t ever do that again, Helen!  I want you all to give this film your full attention, and the rest of us can’t do that if you’re screaming.  If someone hears you, they might investigate, and that would be too bad for all of you, wouldn’t it?  Keep silent, or you’ll end up exactly like the girl on the screen!”
No reply was audible.  Auburn expected that Helen nodded her head or something, for Richards’s footsteps could again be heard, moving to the back of the theater.  The room below fell eerily silent, and Auburn guessed that Helen hadn’t been the only one to hear Richards’s rebuke.  Now she was more curious than ever about the film, and her imagination began going over awful possibilities.
The film lasted about seven minutes; then, Richards wandered back to the front of the room.  “You may now remove the headphones,” he said.  “Well, this concludes our club meeting for the night.  Billy, Zechariah, Thomas, and Jimmy will all be letting you know when our next meeting is.  See you around, and have a wonderful week!”
Auburn heard seats swinging back into place as the theater occupants prepared to depart.  None of the kids wanted to stick around any longer than they had to; the events of the past few minutes had been enough to ruin their evening.
Yet, in the midst of the charging footsteps headed for the exits, Auburn heard Richards speak once again.  “Brittany, I need to see you in my office for a minute.  Alone.”
Auburn heard no reply, but she knew enough by now to know that Brittany wouldn’t dare say no.  I’ve got to find out what he has to say, Auburn thought to herself.  But how?
Slipping out of the room, Auburn glanced up the hall, then ran towards the front of the building.  There was no staircase on the southeast corner, but glancing to her right, Auburn saw there was one on the southwest corner.  She darted through the building and flew down the stairs, taking them two at a time, until she reached the first floor.
From the hushed voices and footsteps coming from the other side, Auburn gathered that the staircase door opened into the main lobby.  She paused, wondering what to do next.  Richards’s office had to be on the first floor; the second had been unused for quite some time.  To get anywhere on the first floor, though, Auburn had to step out into the lobby, which would put her in full view of anyone that happened to be going by.  She needed a way to hide.
Auburn glanced around the bottom of the stairwell.  The sun was still up outside, and faint light streamed through a grime-covered window.  It fell upon some boxes and other objects from the old theater days, stored in the corner between the stairwell and the wall.  Posters from old attractions were rolled up, signs reminded moviegoers to purchase snacks, and some little marble statues looked as though they had once greeted patrons out in the lobby.
Towards the back of the storage space, however, there was a large, fake bush.  Its formerly red flowers were now pink—not the brilliant pink of azaleas, but the faded pink of a Southern Pacific diesel whose paint scheme had not been chosen with the future in mind.  No doubt the bush had once served as a tacky lobby decoration; Auburn doubted it would be used today, were the theater still in business.  However, the bush was just large enough for her to hide behind.
Forcing her way through the stuff, Auburn was pleased to find that the fake plant was not very heavy.  The hardest part about moving it was trying not to sneeze.  Dust flew in the air, and Auburn nearly dropped the bush in her attempt to remain quiet.
She was very disciplined about not sneezing, though, and she landed the bush in front of the door without issue.  Carefully, she nudged open the door, watching to see if anyone was paying attention.  A few children were still in the lobby, but they were all headed out, and the last thing on their minds was the door in the corner.
Brittany was still in the lobby, though, and she looked miserable.  She sat upon an old couch, one leg draped over the stuffing pouring out of a large hole in the corner.  She stared unseeingly at the wall, taking no notice of Auburn, who watched the door to the theater for Richards’s emergence.
When he came out, Richards seemed completely unconcerned about the meeting.  He nodded at Brittany as casually as if he had a simple business meeting planned.  “Let’s go to my office,” he told the girl.
The two of them walked towards the north end of the building, then turned down a hallway and disappeared from Auburn’s view.  She gave them about five seconds, then poked her head out, just in time to see them disappear into an office on the left side of the hall.
Auburn looked back towards the lobby.  No one in sight.  Quickly, she shoved open the stairwell door and moved out, holding the bush in front of her in case any youths were still around.  She slunk down the hallway, back to the wall, bush in front of her, moving sideways until she was just across from Richards’s office.  Richards’s door was open a crack, and Auburn left the bush a few feet from his office as she scurried across to peek through the space.
She saw Richards sitting at his desk, a nervous Brittany sitting across from him.  “…will occur this Friday at nine,” he said.  “You’ll drive Jimmy, Lou, and Fred to Mrs. Smyth’s house, that mansion at the north part of town.  You remember it—you helped clean out the attic there.  As you’ll also remember, we disarmed the security system while we were at it.  Jimmy knows how to shut that off; you leave that to him.  Your job is to get the stuff we steal back here, then drop your passengers off without being detected.”
Brittany shook her head.  “It’s too soon after the bank—”
“Don’t worry about the bank job.  The police won’t associate that with a burglary.  You have nothing to fear from them.”
“Someone’s bound to see me driving the getaway car—”
“And what if they do?” said Richards.  “They probably already have, but they’re not going to connect you with a crime.  Miss Brittany McPherson, that nice young lady that works at the Conoco station on Highway 11, driving bank robbers around town?  The only way our plans could fail, Brittany, is if you give them away.  And you won’t, will you?”
“You know I won’t,” Brittany said, looking down at her shoes.
“That’s right, you won’t.  Because if you do—”
“You don’t have to tell me again!” Brittany exclaimed, looking up wildly.  “Do you really think I’m going to forget?”
“I’ll just make sure you don’t forget,” said Richards, opening a drawer on the top right of his desk and pulling out some sheets of paper, all stapled together.  He flipped to the second page and began reading.
“Alice McPherson, nicknamed Allie.  Age 9.  Loves horses and dollhouses.  To kill her, break through bedroom window and drive a pitchfork through her heart.  It would be so easy.”  Richards looked up from his document and smiled.  “No one in town would believe that I’d do such a thing, and even if they did, your precious sister would still be dead.  You’re not going to blow the whistle on me, are you?”
“Can I go?” Brittany whimpered quietly.  “Please?”
“Go on,” said Richards.  “Have a good night, kid.”
Brittany took off running for the door, nearly hitting Auburn with it as she ran out of the room.  She barreled down the hallway, not noticing Auburn or the bush in her haste to get out of the building.  Richards, meanwhile, sat back in his seat and grinned up at the ceiling, quite happy with the way the evening had gone.
Auburn didn’t need to hear any more of this.  She worked her way back to the stairwell, where she replaced the bush in its corner.  Then, she crept back up the stairs, worked her way through the second floor hallways, and left the way she’d come in.  When she found her bike, she pedaled off as fast as her legs would carry her.
She now knew the secrets of the Brotherhood Club, and it was all she could do to keep from screaming.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Chapter 5: Curiosity Forms a Plan



There’s no more surefire way to interest someone in something than by saying that someone could get killed and deliberately not mentioning who.  If Brittany had wanted Auburn to forget what had happened, she should have just pretended to not know what Auburn was talking about.  She’d tried, but she hadn’t been able to act her way out of this situation.  Hence, all she’d done with her little speech on Wednesday was to get Auburn as interested in the club as possible.
Walking back from the Conoco, sipping her Big Peach (more delicious than she remembered from last time), Auburn thought about what she would do next.  She was sure she was correct about Brittany driving the getaway car.  That had been a guess, but Brittany’s reaction had been more than enough to confirm it.  The chance of three midgets showing up to rob a bank was very slim, and Auburn had guessed it might be children.
However, she couldn’t prove any of it.  Even if she could, she decided, she wouldn’t go to the police.  Not until she found out who it was that might get killed if Brittany got arrested.
This, she was sure, was true.  Brittany looked like a nice person.  Of course, looks can be deceptive, but Auburn was sure Brittany hadn’t been lying about not wanting to rob the bank.  She was convinced that Brittany would go to jail if only it would break the hold Richards had over her.  But why couldn’t she?  What was the hold?  Who was going to get killed?
Auburn was determined to find out.

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“We’ll leave the horses here.  Come on!”
“Heh.  Why do we go to mine?”
“That girl—I never heard of her father, or why he was killed.  It must have some connection with the deputy marshal’s murder.  This is as good a place as any to start looking.”
Well, something was about to happen in The Lone Ranger show, but Auburn wasn’t paying attention.  Not anymore, that is.  It was her habit in the afternoons to listen to one of her favorite radio shows and stare out her window.  This wasn’t as much fun in Blackwell as it had been in Kansas City, but there was a little bit of entertainment.  Today, for instance, a UPS truck had pulled up across the street, and the deliveryman had started for the front door—only to come tearing back to the truck pursued by a sniveling, growling dog that obviously intended to attack the man.  Now, the dog was just a poodle, so Auburn doubted it was vicious enough to do any damage, but the deliveryman wasn’t sticking around to find out.
About a half hour later, the dog’s owner took it for a walk, only have the bad luck of passing by a house just as the sprinklers came on.  The poodle tried to run in all directions at once as it attempted to get away from the spraying water.  It was a soggy mess by the time it escaped the torrent.
However, what really caught Auburn’s attention was when that kid from up the street rode by on his bike.  He pedaled slowly but deliberately, just as he had the other day, when he’d thought Auburn was in the club.
Five to one it’s another meeting, thought Auburn, but I’d better make sure.  She sprinted out of her room and down the hall to the garage.  Running inside, she quickly yanked two boxes out of the way and pulled her bike off a rack on the wall.  It hadn’t been used in a long time, but the tires looked okay—good enough, at least, for her purposes.
Auburn pushed the button for the door, but she didn’t bother to wait for it to open all the way.  She slid the bike under it, then rolled out herself.  Picking herself up off the hot pavement, she glanced down the street, in time to see the boy turning left.
Alright, here goes!  She hopped on her bike and took off down the thoroughfare.  At first, she wobbled a bit, but the skill quickly came back to her.  When she turned left onto the side of the highway, she had no trouble steering.
However, there was no sign of the boy.
Phooey! thought Auburn.  Unless… She pedaled ahead, then glanced down the side street to her left.  Ah, there was the boy, just walking back to his bike from the front door of a house—not his house.
So there is a meeting!  I wonder what time.
The boy wasn’t worried about being followed, and he didn’t notice Auburn’s squeaky white Schwinn bike with the blue handlebars (Auburn’s dad had tried to customize it) catching up to him.  Auburn didn’t make up all the difference, but enough so when the boy saw another boy out in a yard, she could hear exactly what he said.
“Meeting at six tonight.”
“Meeting at six,” the other boy repeated, flatly, as he knew the full significance of the words.
No further words were exchanged, and the boy on the bike kept pedaling.  Now that Auburn knew there was a meeting, there was no reason for her to keep following, so she whirled the bike around to head for home.
Suddenly, she realized something.  Where was the meeting?
If the news articles had given the club’s location, Auburn had missed it.  She really needed to know, though.  How else could she go spy on the meeting if she didn’t know where it was?
She thought about asking Brittany, then realized this was a stupid idea.  Brittany knew, but there was no way she was going to tell Auburn.  She’d have to find out from someone else…like that kid down the street.
Trying to keep a neutral expression, Auburn rode up to his house.  The boy was still outside, picking nerf bullets out of a hedge.  He didn’t seem to notice Auburn ride up, until she started speaking:
“Excuse me.  Is the meeting tonight at…at…”  Suddenly, Auburn realized that she knew hardly anything about the buildings in town.  Which one should she suggest?
“Is the meeting at City Hall?”  Whew.  I’m sure there’s one of those.
The boy didn’t bother to look away from the hedge, as he withdrew another foam pellet.  “No, it’s at the movie theater again.”
Perfect! thought Auburn.  That was easy!
Then, the boy continued.  “He needs the screen again.”
Ah, more information!  “Yes, of course,” said Auburn, even though she had no idea what Richards needed a screen for.  She decided to play for some more.  “Maybe we’ll get to watch The Incredibles.”
The boy turned to her, and Auburn saw the same expression she’d seen in Brittany’s face the day Richards had short-changed her at the gas station.  That hurt, hopeless look of someone who’s caught in something they can’t get out of.  “How can you make a joke about…about that?”
He let that roll of his tongue as if he was mentioning a lynching, or a corpse…or a concentration camp.  Auburn felt chills running up her spine at his reaction; steeling herself, she tried to keep calm.
“You’re right,” she said, even though she had no idea what the boy was right about.  “It wasn’t very funny, was it?  Nothing’s funny anymore.”
The boy nodded, in perfect agreement, and went back to picking through the hedge. Auburn watched him for a moment, then got on her bike and pedaled home, still in the dark as to Richards’s horrible secret.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Chapter 4: Forget It



Brittany McPherson was once again on duty that afternoon at the Conoco Station on Highway 11.  She bore much the same expression she’d had when Auburn had come in the week before—resigned, either due to fatigue or boredom.  Only this time, Auburn noticed something else in the expression—either sadness or fear, she couldn’t tell which.
She arrived at the building right at two o’clock.  Brittany looked up with a jolt when the door opened, then relaxed when she saw Auburn.  Immediately, she went straight back to a book she was reading, taking no further notice of her customer.
Auburn had been planning to go straight to the counter, but the long walk had given her other ideas.  She went to the cold drinks section and grabbed a soda, this time Big Peach—made by the same company as Big Blue.  Big Peach wasn’t quite as good as Big Blue, but it was a nice flavor itself, and Auburn was in the mood for something different today.
Suddenly, she stuffed her hand in her pocket, just to make sure she’d brought money with her.  Her hand closed around three bills—without looking, Auburn remembered that these were a five and two ones.  She was glad she’d had them with her, especially since she hadn’t been planning to buy anything.  As she marched to the counter, the Big Peach was the last thing on her mind.
Brittany must have remembered Auburn from the week before, because she didn’t mention the club.  She didn’t mention anything else, for that matter.  The first words out of her mouth came after she’d scanned the Big Peach.  “That’ll be $1.50.”
Auburn plunked down both of the dollar bills and watched as Brittany opened the cash register, then made her move.  “Where was your project last night?”
Brittany’s eyes grew as wide as the old Eisenhower dollar coins from the 1970s (twice the size of quarters, for those who have never seen one).  “My WHAT?”
“The project.  Remember?  The one Mr. Richards mentioned when he came in here?”
“It was at the club!” gasped Brittany, obviously flustered.  Her hand shook as she tried to pick up a quarter.
“It wasn’t at the club, was it?” said Auburn, knowingly.  “It was somewhere else, I’ll bet.  How many of you were there, four?”
Brittany dropped the quarter.  “What are you talking about?” she said, even as it was obvious that she knew the answer.
“Oh, you never went inside with the rest.  You’re too tall to be mistaken for a midget.  But those weren’t midgets last night, were they?  They were other kids, too young to have driver’s licenses.  I’ll bet you drove the—”
“No, no, no, it’s not true, it’s not!” exclaimed Brittany.  “I didn’t rob that bank, I tell you I didn’t!”
“Who said anything about a bank?” said Auburn.  Brittany looked up, frightened.
“I—I heard about it on the radio this morning!” she said.
“Maybe you did, but you already knew about it, didn’t you?” said Auburn.  “Why else would you get so frightened when a community leader like Mr. Richards—”
“He’s a monster, that’s what he is!” exclaimed Brittany.  “The most evil man who’s ever lived in this town, and he’s got everyone fooled—except the ones that can’t expose him!”
“Why don’t you?” Auburn asked.  “What hold does he have over you?”
Panic now filled Brittany’s eyes.  “Don’t ask me to do that!” she said.  “You don’t know what you’re messing with—look.  I know who robbed that bank the other night.  I won’t say whether I was in on it or not, and I don’t think you can prove who was, but if you can, then please, listen to me!  None of us—er, none of the people who were there the other night wanted to be there.  We—they didn’t want to steal anything that didn’t belong to them, but Richards wanted it, and he made them rob it!  His hold over them is worse than death itself!”
“Worse than death itself?” said Auburn.
“I—remember, I’m not saying whether I was there or not, but I’d die before I’d do anything illegal like robbing a bank.  Richards has even worse threats than that, and he’s using one on everyone in his Brotherhood Club!  They’ve all got to do whatever he says, or he’ll, or he’ll go through with them, and—oh, it’s too horrible!”
“If no one stops him, though,” said Auburn, “he’ll keep staging crimes like that and—”
“Don’t get involved!” said Brittany.  “You’ve got to avoid the club and Richards at all costs!  If he gets you in the club, you’ll have to do what he says!  You’ll want to give yourself up, but you won’t be able to, because of the consequences—”
“What consequences?” asked Auburn.
“I can’t tell you!”  Brittany was adamant about that.  “I’d be willing to go to jail for robbing a bank, serve the full sentence, get a criminal record if it would mean getting free of Richards.  But if I ever were arrested, somebody would get killed.  It’s not me, or you, but someone would, and that’s why I can’t get out of the club.”
“Who?” asked Auburn.
“I can’t tell you!” said Brittany.  “I’ve said way more than I should’ve already.  Please, just forget about it entirely!  Or else!”