Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Chapter 19: The Perfect Getaway Car



Around 1, the phone rang at the Ponca City YMCA.  The staff member on duty, Shelly, answered casually, not expecting anything important.  Calls came every few minutes, and there was no reason to expect this to be different from any other.
“Please let me speak to Pollyanna Leffler,” said the voice on the other end.  “It’s important.”
“Pollyanna Leffler?” the woman asked.  “Does she work—”
“No, she’s in one of the camps for nine-year-olds,” said Brittany.  “I need to speak to her right away.”
Auburn watched as Brittany impatiently held the phone to her ear.  “I had to get a hold of Allie once when she was at a camp there, and it took FOREVER.  I don’t know what takes them so long, but—Pollyanna?”
Excitement surged within Auburn, only to be dashed when Brittany said, “No, someone else is helping me.”  She pulled the phone away from her ear and hissed, “See?”
“Good thing we called early then,” Auburn said, as Brittany drummed her fingers on the counter.  A minute went by, then another, then another, Brittany’s patience ebbing as each knew one passed.  Finally, she started mouthing words as if she was speaking into the phone, pausing just long enough to give the “other person” time to speak.  Based on her expressions, it was a pretty heated conversation.  Auburn burst out laughing; pretty soon, Brittany had to as well.
“If you think was good,” Brittany said, “you should see what my mom looks like when the doctor puts her on hold—Pollyanna!”
Auburn’s face grew serious as Brittany made contact with their quarry.
“Yes, this is Brittany.  I’ve got news about Allie.”  [Pause.]  “Er, yes and no.  At any rate, I’ve found out why she disappeared, and I need to tell you.”  [Pause.]  “No, not over the phone.  Tell you what, I’ll pick you up when camp gets out.  When you leave, instead of getting on the bus, look for a car with flashing lights.  Got it?”  [Pause.]  “Alright, see you then.”
“So she’s expecting us now,” said Auburn, as Brittany hung up.
“Sure is,” said Brittany.  “No scene, no anything, only I hope she doesn’t give us trouble when we ask her to hide in the hotel.”
“If she does…” said Auburn, “we’ll have to come up with something else for tonight.”
“Let’s not think about that right now,” said Brittany.  “Meantime, what are we going to do about the car?  Whose are we going to take?”
“I had an idea about that,” said Auburn.  “You work at a gas station!  Surely, somebody will come to fill up around the time we need to leave.  If we have someone knock them out, then we can borrow their car, ditching it right after we get back.”
“Probably the best idea,” agreed Brittany.  “Only, what if they come to before we get back?”
“Yeah, we don’t want that,” said Auburn.  “Call Jimmy.  Have him get over here.  If they start to come to, he can knock them out again if we’re not back yet.”
“That should work,” said Brittany.
“There’s only one problem,” said Auburn.  “You’ll have to drive to Ponca City, which’ll leave nobody here at the gas station.  We’ll have to come up with some story for your whereabouts during that time.  The simplest idea is to have you get knocked out too when you get back; then, it’ll just look like the same person that borrowed the car hit you.  Only, I don’t know if you’ll want to do that—”
“Honestly,” said Brittany, “with all the stuff Richards made me do, I’d go along with anything to get him put behind bars.  I don’t think it’ll bother me in the least.  Just—make sure my back’s turned when you do it.”
“Okay,” said Auburn.  “Or, maybe we’ll have Jimmy do it.  We can decide later.  Meanwhile, what time does that camp get out?”
“Three,” said Brittany.
“Then let’s call Jimmy and tell him to be here at 2:20.”

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The heat that day was stifling, oppressive, miserable, and normal for that part of the country at that part of the year.  Things weren’t a whole lot better inside, where Brittany, Auburn, and Jimmy sat waiting for a visitor.  The weak fan by the window did very little to cool off the room, while its sound reminded everybody of the temperature outside.
“You disabled the security cameras, right?” Auburn asked.
“That’s was I was doing back there, five minutes ago,” replied Brittany.  “Good thing we’re alleging the Purple Porcupine to be responsible for this.  The police won’t think twice about him being a master criminal.”
“Speaking of police,” said Jimmy, staring out the window, “look who’s coming!”
One of the Blackwell Police cars had just rolled up to a pump outside.  Its motor shut off, and the door opened, revealing Officer Porter, busy polishing off a Big Mac from…some popular fast food restaurant whose name escapes me at the moment.  Licking his fingers, the officer climbed out of the car and prepared to fill ‘er up with 87.
Auburn stared out in surprise at the police car.  She turned to look at Brittany, only to find her friend gazing back at her.
“You think…” Brittany asked.
“It would be perfect!” said Auburn.  “Better yet, we can go as fast as we want on the way back to town, with the siren.  No one’s going to suspect a police car!”
“Officer Porter always stops in to get something to drink,” said Brittany.  “Plus, he’s not the brightest officer in town.  If something like this was going to happen—”
“Jimmy!” bossed Auburn.  “Go hide over by the door.  If Porter comes in, slip outside and wait for him to come out.  Then—actually, what are you going to bop him with?”
Instead of answering, Jimmy held up an object.  Auburn nodded at it.  “That should work.”
“This is going to be hilarious!” said Brittany.  “It’ll really throw the police a curveball.  They’ll never figure out you’re the porcupine!”
“Then, when we get done,” said Auburn, “we should try to leave it at Richards’s house—”
“Uh-uh,” said Brittany.  “He might spot me.”
“Oh, right,” said Auburn.  “Well, at the very least, we’ll—”
“Shh!  He’s coming!” observed Brittany.  “Hide!”
Winking, Auburn dove under the counter, just as the door tinkled open.  Officer Porter walked in, whistling his Arkansas song.  He winked at Brittany as he wandered to the refrigerator, to grab his usual Cherry-Lime Pepsi.
Brittany smiled back, thinking how different Porter was from Richards.  Porter wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box, but when he smiled at you, it was sincere.  He wasn’t sizing you up, or laughing over the knowledge that he controlled you.  He was just happy to see someone he knew, someone who’d be a friend.  A twinge of regret gripped Brittany as she thought over what was about to happen to him—
But that’ll all be explained later, she thought, as the officer wandered over.
“Good afternoon,” he said, putting the bottle on the counter.
“Hi,” said Brittany, scanning it.  “This’ll be all?”
“Yep,” said the officer.  “I’m in a hurry—got a BIG case I’m working on.”
“The Porcupine one?” Brittany asked, trying to look hopeful.
“You said it,” smiled Porter.  “You wouldn’t believe how close we’re getting.”
No, YOU wouldn’t believe it, smiled Auburn, inches away under the counter.
“I hope you find him soon,” said Brittany, handing him his drink.  “I really want Allie back.”
“Don’t worry, miss.  With me on duty, you have nothing to worry about!”  He took his Coke—Pepsi, I’m sorry—and walked back to the door, still whistling his tune.  He looked back and gave a wave as he stepped out.
A moment later, he was coming back through the door, headfirst, dragged by Jimmy.  “Got him!” Jimmy said triumphantly.  “That bottle of mouthwash did the trick—”
“It’s motor oil, not mouthwash!” retorted Brittany.  “There’s a difference!”
“Engine-Clean, Listerine—sounds practically the same,” said Jimmy.
“I’m so glad you’re not my dentist,” said Brittany, checking her watch.  “Ready, Auburn?”
The cabinet door flew open.  “All set!”
“Hold down the fort, Jimmy!  I’m going to drive a police car!”

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“You know, this actually handles really nicely,” said Brittany.  “Not too much of an adjustment from the other car.  If we have trouble, I can even radio for backup.”
“Well, don’t do that,” said Auburn.  “Remember, they think Porter’s still driving.”
“I know,” said Brittany.  She laughed.  “If only Richards could see me right now.  He’d have a fit.”
“Especially knowing that you’re helping me pull off a caper in Ponca City,” said Auburn.  “The Purple Porcupine—America’s most daring crook without a driver’s license!”
“Not really,” said Brittany.  “Remember, John Wilkes Booth didn’t have one.”
“Like he’d actually need it for anything?” Auburn retorted.  “You need to get your history right.”
“We’re coming up on the town,” said Brittany, changing the subject.  “Should I use the siren?”
“Uh-uh,” said Auburn.  “We’ll be early, even at this pace.  Using the siren will just draw unnecessary attention—we don’t want to be detected until Pollyanna’s safely at the gas station.”
“Got it,” said Brittany, pulling to a stop at the light.  “Ever been to Ponca City before?”
“No, I haven’t,” said Auburn, gazing curiously out the window.  “When we moved here from Kansas City, we just took I-35 all the way.  It was dark, and I don’t know anything about the surrounding towns.”
“Well, Ponca City’s where you go if you need something Blackwell doesn’t have,” said Brittany.  “YMCA, Lowe’s, a movie theater that’s still in business—you name it.  Of course, there’s some things you’ve just got to go all the way to Wichita or OKC for, but Ponca City’s got most of what you need.  They’ve got a lot of attractions, too.  There’s a mansion built by E.W. Marland, an oil baron, that’s available for tours now—you wouldn’t believe the size of that place!  He had another house too, not quite as large, but also available for tours.  Their old theater’s still used by performing arts groups, not by criminal organizations, like ours…they’ve got a couple interesting statues, art museums.  My favorite thing’s personally the rodeo.  They’re holding it in about a month, and I’m always eager to go see it.  My dad used to ride in those—”
“Did he really?” said Auburn.
“Yes—he had to give it up about ten years ago when he busted his leg in a fall.  We had some financial difficulty, so we had to sell the ranch and move into town.  Horses were just too expensive to take care of.  Allie doesn’t remember much about those days, but I’ll never forget having to feed the horses every morning.  I still remember most of the names—Goldie, Saddle Sore, Little Jeff—oh, there’s my museum!”
“The Conoco Museum?” said Auburn, glancing out the window.
“Yep.  Don’t tell anyone, but Conoco was sort of responsible in driving that guy that built the mansion into bankruptcy—it’s a long, messed-up story.  The museum’s got some cool exhibits, though.  There’s a reenactment of a doodlebug site, which means—oh, no!”
“What?” asked Auburn.
An expression of fear had suddenly passed over Brittany’s face.  “Those men that just walked out the front door,” said Brittany.  “One of them’s the chief of police.  Blackwell’s  chief of police.”
“He is?  Which one?” Auburn asked, but they were too far past the museum for her to still see them.
“The one in the middle, if you noticed,” said Brittany.  “Hopefully, they didn’t see us.”

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“Now, that was a museum,” Cedric Valentine declared.  “I could have stayed there for two hours.”
“You did, actually,” Chief Morris commented wryly.  “It’s three in the afternoon, and we still haven’t had lunch.”
“Let’s make it an early dinner, then,” said Valentine.  “Got any suggestions, Lauderdale?”
Officer Lauderdale beamed.  He ate here all the time; of course he had suggestions!  “Braum’s is probably the best place,” he said, “but McDonald’s is also good.  Burger King’s better if you’re in a hurry, and the KFC does a good job.  There was a Long John Silver’s, but I’m not sure if—”
“Lauderdale!”  Chief Morris glared at his assistant.  “I don’t think Mr. Valentine’s interested in fast food.”
“On the contrary,” said Valentine, “I’m interested in anything that might help solve a mystery.  In fact, I once spent an entire year visiting different restaurants, seeing which would provide a meal that would leave me best able to focus on solving crimes.  At the end of the year, I discovered that the higher the price, the higher my cognitive ability to solve—”
“Chief!” spoke up Lauderdale, nudging his boss.  “Isn’t that one of our police cars?”
“Why, so it is!” the chief said.  “Porter’s, I think!”
“Oh, I say, it is a Blackwell car, isn’t it?” said Valentine.  “Hmm, very mysterious.  Chief, I have a theory about why you can’t find the Purple Porcupine—”
“Oh no, Valentine, you don’t understand—”
“No, you don’t understand.  Think about it.  What better cover would anyone have than one of your police officers?  If he found a clue, he could hide it or fail to report it, without anyone seeming suspicious.  He’d never have to worry about incriminating himself.  It would be the perfect coverup—”
“Valentine, please!”  The chief put a hand on the detective’s shoulder and looked him square in the eye.  “You don’t know Porter.  His reason for being here is—oh, how should I put it?  Let’s just say that there are some casinos in town, and—”
“Ah, I see it at once,” Valentine smiled at his friend.  “You sent Porter here to do some investigating for you.”
“No,” said the chief.  “Porter has a strange belief he’ll get lucky one of these days.  He’s here to gamble, pure and simple.  Besides, this is Ponca City.  The Purple Porcupine only strikes in Blackwell.”  Chief Morris patted the detective’s arm.  “You’ve got to realize when you’re too suspicious.  Now, how about lunch?”

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“There it is,” said Brittany, pulling up in the fire lane on front.  She switched on the lights for the siren.  “I had no idea when I told Pollyanna to look for flashing lights just how flashing they would be…”
Auburn laughed.  “Good point,” she said.  “At least, thanks to this car, we can park anywhere.”
“Hopefully, Pollyanna comes out soon,” said Brittany, “because I really don’t want anyone asking questions—oh, look, there she comes!”
“Which one?” Auburn asked, as a sea of children poured out of the building.
“The blond-haired one with the pigtails—see, coming this way?  Get ready, because we’ve got some explaining to do.”

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In the “Closed” Conoco store, Officer Porter was beginning to regain consciousness.  His eyelids fluttered, and his right arm flopped around a bit as his senses returned to him.  He grunted, then started to open his eyes—
Just as Jimmy gave him another whack! with the motor oil bottle.
“Sorry, sir,” he said.  “Once this all gets cleared up, I’ll apologize when you can actually hear me.”

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“Am I really getting kidnapped?”
Auburn smiled at the girl in the backseat, relieved that someone else was taking this adventure well.  “No, Pollyanna, you’re not.  If you really were, you’d be held against your will.  Here, you’re welcome to leave at any time.  It’s just that your parents won’t understand why you left, and they’ll assume you were kidnapped.”  Auburn paused.  “I hope that made sense.”
Pollyanna shrugged.  “I was getting tired of that stupid camp, anyway,” she said.  “All they did was play Dodgeball, Dodgeball, and more Dodgeball!”
Brittany laughed.  “I take it you didn’t win?”
“Win?  I was lucky to not be the second person hit!”  Pollyanna glared sulkily at the car floor.  “If I ever become President, I’m going to ban Dodgeball.  From everywhere.  And Tag.  Don’t get me started on Tag!  I hate the game—”
“Well, once we get you to the hotel, Pollyanna, you won’t have to play any of those games if you don’t want to.”  Auburn smiled.  “I never liked Tag either.  It’s not much fun getting chased.”
“You’re not kidding,” said Brittany.  “Glad nobody’s following us.  We should be there in six minutes—or maybe not,” she said, scowling out the windshield.
Auburn followed her gaze; it didn’t take long to see what was wrong.  Northern Oklahoma had a lot of oil wells, ranches, and farms.  Believe it or not, the farms had tractors—quite a few, to be precise.  Well, one of them was driving down the road now, going exactly forty miles below the speed limit.
“No passing allowed,” said Brittany.  “Well, we’re in a police car.  I think I’m going to put this siren to good use!”  She switched the lights and sound on, then swerved into the left lane—
Right into the path of an oncoming oil truck!
(See, I told you northern Oklahoma had a lot of farms, ranches, and oil wells!)
Brittany got back into the right lane just in time to avoid being hit.  She let out a deep breath and continued at twenty-five miles per hour.  “Sorry,” she finally told Auburn, when her pulse went down.
“Don’t worry,” said Auburn.  “Actually, I’m relieved that you did that?”
What!” said Brittany.  “Are you crazy?”
“No, but I thought you were at the train station the other day,” said Auburn.  “Thanks for proving me wrong.”
“Oh, that…” said Brittany.  “You’re welcome.”  She slowed down the car.  “This time, I’ll give myself plenty of room to look ahead before I try something like that again.”

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“So there we were, just the two of us.  Valdez sized me up, his giant muscles looking as though they’d burst out of his skin any moment.  Me, I put all my efforts into throwing my right hook, knowing that the bullet in my left arm would keep me from—”
Chief Morris held up his hand.  “I want to hear the rest of this, Valentine, but my cellphone’s ringing.  Hello?”
“Chief?  Evans speaking.  Where in the world is Porter?”
“Oh, him,” said the chief.  “Evans, what does Porter spend all his spare time doing?”
“No, he’s not at a casino,” said Evans.  “He left to get gas around 2:15.  Told me he’d be back in about twenty minutes, and that he’d help me put those doors back on the jail.  Remember, the mayor’s coming by tomorrow to perform that inspection—”
“By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the chief.  “I had forgotten that.  Porter may be a gambler, but he wouldn’t skip something like that!”  The chief bit his lip.  “Where was he going?”
“Not sure,” said Evans, “but I’d assume the Conoco.”
“Go check!” ordered the chief.  “I’ll be back as quick as I can!”  Hanging up, he stared across at his detective, drooling over the menu.
“We’ve got to go, Valentine.  You were right.  That car wasn’t supposed to be here, after all.”
“Oh.” Valentine looked disappointed.  “Can’t we—”
“Come on!”

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The police car idled up to the gas station.  It was locked, tight as a drum, and no one appeared to be around.  A closed sign hung in the window, faded.  Yet that didn’t stop the car door from opening and the driver from getting out.
“Good thing I never took this key off my ring,” said Brittany.  “Alright, Pollyanna, the next few hours might be kind of boring.  We’re going to get you to the hotel, but we can’t drop you off there now, in case we were followed.  I hope you don’t mind waiting—”
“Don’t worry,” said Pollyanna.  “That camp’s exhausting.  I was planning to take a nap anyway.”
“Well, there is a cot in there,” admitted Brittany, as she opened the door.  “Allie and I come here sometimes and use the place as a playhouse…”
Auburn and Brittany saw that Pollyanna was safely established in the station.  Then, Brittany locked the building up, and the girls drove off.  “We’ll ditch it on the other side of the train tracks from the Dollar General,” said Brittany.  “That way, it’s just a quick sprint back to the Conoco, but we’re not so close to make the police associate us…”
“Perfect,” said Auburn.  “I hope Jimmy hasn’t had any trouble.”
“I do too,” said Brittany, “because if we get caught driving this car…”
Both girls breathed a little more easily as they left the car in a large, mostly-empty parking lot.  They scampered across the train tracks, then slunk through the underbrush behind the Dollar General.  “We’ll slip in the backdoor,” said Brittany.  “I’ve got a key…”
“You mean you’ll slip in,” said Auburn.  “I’d better be running along.  Remember, everyone thinks I’m an invalid—”
“Oh, that’s right,” said Brittany.  “Well, good luck!”
“You too,” said Auburn.
Brittany watched her friend run off, then she darted the final few yards to the gas station.  Wisely, she crept through the backdoor as quietly as possible, not wanting to tip anyone off in case the police were waiting—
Not a sound came from inside the place.
Brittany crept out of the storage room and glanced around the store.  There wasn’t a figure in sight, not even Porter, who still lay somewhere.  Cautiously, she took a step—
Then sagged unconscious to the ground as a powerful blow caught her over the head!
Jimmy Redford had been watching from the window.  “Well, you asked for it,” he said.  “Literally, I mean.  If I were you, I’d rather have a surprise.”  He glanced up, then bolted into the back room, seeing a police car pulling up to the door.

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Porter still lay in the store unconscious.  So did Brittany.  Chief Morris and the rest had no idea what had happened to them.
Until they found the car.  It took them less than fifteen minutes to turn it up.  Brittany had worn gloves when she drove, and there wasn’t a trace of who’d been in it, except a little sticker featuring a spiky rodent in an unusual shade for its breed.
About an hour later, the call came from Mrs. Leffler that Pollyanna hadn’t returned from Ponca City.  Chief Morris pounded his desk as he guessed the reason why.
Four masked bandits showed up at the courthouse at midnight.  They marched to the door, then stared expectantly at the tallest one, who’d driven.  She reached into her pocket and started fumbling around for the keys.
“Uh-oh,” she said.  “I think I left Richards’s key at home.  We can’t get in.”
“Oops,” said another one, whose voice sounded like Jimmy’s.  “I guess we’ll just have to give up.  What do you all say?”
The other two bandits nodded their assent.  Underneath his mask, Billy smiled, relieved that his sister was now in a safe place.

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