Monday, March 14, 2016

The Flying Steamroller Mystery

[Author's Note: Sorry for my lack of posts lately.  Honestly, I don't really have a good excuse.  I'll try to do better in the future, though.  Thank you for checking, and I hope this story is worth the wait!]
 
It’s common knowledge that concessions at professional sporting events are expensive.  This should come as no surprise, however.  If the only food allowed inside a stadium or arena is whatever’s sold there, the dealers have a monopoly on it.  To get this monopoly, however, vendors must pay a special fee to the athletic club.  The result?  Either pay up or go without food during the game.

Or eat elsewhere, of course.  Such was the choice Jack Barnes and Kurt Morris had made.

“I’m glad this restaurant’s so close to the Dome,” said Jack.

“Me too!” said Kurt.  “This oyster stew is delicious.  I like the diner setup.”

Yes, the restaurant the boys had chosen was like a diner.  It also had a bar, but that was in the back room.  The old-fashioned building had its own special character to it, but Jack and Kurt had chosen it because it was conveniently situated by the Tacoma Dome.

“Who are we playing tonight?” Jack asked.

“The Sacramento Roughriders,” said Kurt.  “So far, though, they’re not riding too rough.  They’re 0—6.”

“We’ll run over them for sure,” said Jack.  “I can’t understand, though.  Why did the owners decide to name our town’s team the Flying Steamrollers?”

“Beats me,” said Kurt, “but the winged logo is cool!  The green and blue colors remind me of the Seattle Mariners.”

Kurt stood up.  “I’m going to go use the restroom.  Wait here; I’ll be right back.”

Jack leaned back in his seat and allowed his gaze to wander.  His and Kurt’s table was right by the entrance to the bar, and loud chatter and laughter came from inside the dark room.  One conversation disentangled itself from the fracas, and Jack listened in, not having anything better to do.

“Here’s the money,” said a man.  “I don’t care what you do, as long as it helps them out.”

“Don’t worry,” a deep voice replied.  “I’ve been playing long enough to know what to do.”

Jack turned to see who had spoken and saw two men walking out of the restaurant.  One was tall and wiry.  The other was also tall, but not wiry.  He was a big guy.  “Looks like a football player,” Jack thought to himself.  Kurt came back at that moment, and Jack forgot all about the two men.

Until later.

 

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“What a dismal game,” Jack moaned, a couple hours later.

“Dismal doesn’t describe it,” lamented Kurt.  “We’re not flying tonight.”

No, the Tacoma Flying Steamrollers weren’t flying.  They were sputtering.  The quarterback had—oh, did I mention what sport they were in?  You’ll probably never guess.  Indoor football!  Indoor football was somewhat similar to the NFL, but the field was only half as long.  A wall running around the field diminished the amount of out-of-bounds plays.  There were some other rule differences to, but those were the main things.

The ironic thing about the Tacoma team, though, was that the Tacoma Dome could actually fit an NFL-sized field.  It was a round stadium with very versatile seating.  However, when it was expanded out to that, it sat only 10,000 (compared to 67,000 at CenturyLink Field, the home of the Seattle Seahawks just up Interstate 5).  Thus, the venue housed an indoor team and took on more seating.  This was still ironic because the Flying Steamrollers averaged only about 8,000 fans a game.

Their attendance had been 8,271 on this particular evening, but it was dropping off fast by the second quarter.  Tacoma was down 40—2 already.  It wasn’t an insurmountable deficit, but it was a tough one.

“I can’t believe Morrison let that ball slip through his fingers,” said Jack.  “He was wide open!”

“That’s one of the few goofs that haven’t been LeFramboise’s fault,” said Kurt, referring to the quarterback.  “He’s thrown three interceptions, and it looked like he was trying on the first two.  They’d have been beautiful passes if they hadn’t been aimed at the other team.”

“Well, don’t forget Cutler, the running back,” said Jack.  “He fumbled earlier.”

“If Siegrist had only made that interception,” said Kurt, “this would be a different ballgame.  He would have been wide open for a touchdown.  I know he broke up the pass, but he should have had that ball.”

“At least the first half can’t get much more worse,” said Jack.  “Sacramento’s only got time for one more play.”

That play was a pass by the Sacramento quarterback, Phillips.  It was to the end zone, but it glanced off his receiver’s fingertips.  That would have stopped the clock had not time run out on the play anyway.

“Do you want to stay until the end?” asked Kurt.

“Do I?” said Jack.  “I never leave these games early.”

“Then I’m sticking around too,” said Kurt.  “It’s possible we could come back.”

It was possible, but it didn’t happen.  The Flying Steamrollers were steamrolled themselves, 75—9.

 

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A couple days later, coming downstairs, Jack was surprised to find the Tacoma Flying Steamrollers on the front page of the newspaper sports section.  The Tacoma paper always gave them some coverage, but rarely on the front page coverage.  If any somewhat obscure sport ever took front and center, it was tennis or soccer.

Unfortunately, there was a reason for this heightened publicity.  “Indoor Football Game Thrown!  Local Sports Bookie Implicated in Bribing!”

Quickly, Jack read over the story.  Evidence had surfaced showing that Cesar Antigua, owner of a local sports betting ring, had bribed a player to throw the game the other night.  The odds had been very much in Tacoma’s favor, and Antigua had stood to make quite a collection off Sacramento’s upset.  Of course, he was unable to make anything, now that he was in jail.  However, there was something very interesting in the story.  The police had no idea who Antigua had bribed, yet.  The evidence they had just showed Antigua had bribed someone.  There was something else in the article that interested Jack too, and he wasted no time in calling Kurt.

“Kurt!  Did you hear about the game the other night?”

“Which game?  The Flying Steamrollers one?”

“Someone threw it!” said Jack.

“No!  Really?” said Kurt.  Jack filled him in on the story, then added, “-but get this, Kurt.  I saw Cesar Antigua at that restaurant the other day.”

“You did?” said Kurt.  “How do you know?”

“I recognized his picture in the paper,” said Jack.  “I didn’t get a good look at his face, but he’s tall and wiry.”  Jack told Kurt about the conversation and said, “I’ll bet that man he was with was the player that threw the game.”

“Then what are you waiting for?” said Kurt.  “Call the police.  Tell them about it.  They’ll be happy to know who it was.”

“I would,” said Jack.  “Only—”

“Only what?”

“Only I can’t remember what the man who Antigua was with looked like.”

“Jack!  You’re the only witness!  You’ve got to remember.  Wait a minute.  It’d have to be whoever deliberately messed up the other night.”

“There’s several people that could have done that, though,” said Jack.  “Remember?  LeFramboise the quarterback, Morrison the receiver, Cutler the running back, and Siegrist the cornerback.  They all looked like they were trying to mess up.”

“Check the program,” said Kurt.  “It should have their pictures in it.”

Jack checked.  “Still didn’t help,” he told Kurt.  “It could have been any of them.  I can’t call the police and guess who did it.  That wouldn’t be fair.”

“There’s got to be something you noticed, Jack.  Think now.  Exactly what in the conversation did you overhear?”

“Here’s the money,” said a man.  “I don’t care what you do, as long as it helps them out.”

“Don’t worry,” a deep voice replied.  “I’ve been playing long enough to know what to do.”

“Long enough!” said Kurt.  “Did he really say that?  If so, wouldn’t that imply that the guy’s been playing for a while?”

“Don’t be silly,” said Jack.  “Indoor football players don’t stick around for a while.  He’d probably just referring to his college career.”

“I’m not so sure,” said Kurt.  “Look; check their bios.  Find out how long they’ve been pro.”

So, Jack did.  Cutler, the running back, had been undrafted out of Central Washington University.  He was in his first year.  Morrison, the receiver, had been a backup in the UFL for two seasons before heading indoors.  He was in his third year in the arena leagues, but only his first with Tacoma.  Siegrist, the cornerback, was a rookie from the University of Montana.

But LeFramboise, the quarterback, had been bouncing around different arena leagues for 11 seasons!

“It must be LeFramboise, then!” said Kurt.

“I’m still not sure, though,” said Jack.  “What if I called the police, and it turned out not to be him.  The poor guy’s had enough trouble, as it is.”

“I know,” said Kurt.  “Call the police and get permission first.  This system will go off without a hitch.  He told Jack his plan.

 

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An hour later, Jack and Kurt sat at the police station.  As honored guests, not as criminals awaiting punishment.  A phone was set up on the table, and Jack lifted it, as several officers (including Officer Stieg, whom the boys knew from previous cases) sat watching and listening.

There were two rings on the other end, then, “Hello.”

“Are you Dan LeFramboise?” Jack asked.

“Whaddya want?” the voice on the other end said.

“I saw you with Antigua the other day,” said Jack.  “Now, I might be willing to forget it, though.”

Silence.

“I want a tenth of whatever he gave you.”

LeFramboise’s reply was prompt.  “You got it.  Where should I leave the money?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said Jack.  “Why don’t you meet me at the same restaurant in about an hour?  I’ll be wearing a RoughRiders hat, backwards.  You should have no trouble finding me.”

“See you then,” said LeFramboise, hanging up.

Only, he didn’t see Jack then.  He saw Officer Stieg and a couple other officers from the Tacoma Police Department.   Thus confronted, LeFramboise confessed.  He’d never had much success in his career, and he’d decided to put what talent he did have up for sale.  He had deliberately tried to lose the game the other night.

The Chicago White Sox might have survived the Black Sox scandal, but they were a Major League Baseball Team.  The Tacoma Flying Steamrollers were an indoor football team.  Such a scandal was too much for them, and that game Jack and Kurt went to wound up being their last.  They folded that week, forfeiting all remaining games on their schedule.  To this day, Tacoma doesn’t have an indoor football team.

This story doesn’t have to end on a sad note, though.  If you have however much money it takes to start an indoor football team, consider putting one in Tacoma.  The City of Destiny waits for you, successful businessman, wherever you are.  Feel free to use the name Flying Steamrollers, if you wish.

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